You might find that work, parenting, sleeping, and other obligations keep you from getting on Twitter as much as you’d really like to during the week. And that’s ok – it’s what we’re here for. Here are our 10 favorite Tweets this week that tell it like it is when it comes to family life.
We’ve not been there yet…
…But the drop game is strong.
Me: What happened, you spilled your juice?
2yo: Yeah.
Me: It’s ok, was it an accident?
2yo: No.
Me: Aw, ok let’s clean it- wait. what?— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 21, 2017
EAT ALL THE PUFFS
IF YOU STOP CRYING
“Wait! Do you want some of the puffs?”
-At least one desperate parent at every playground— dadpression (@Dadpression) June 3, 2017
Or eat a meal one
microscopic piece at a time
I’ve never been to hell, but I’ve watched my kid tie his shoes long enough for it to freeze over.
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) June 5, 2017
Please, can I have another?
Every cupholder in my car has empty coffee cups in it. One for each hour in the day. #MomLife
— The Baroness (@baroness) June 6, 2017
Next Up: The Fu Manchu
When it’s dad’s turn to give the bath… #DadLife pic.twitter.com/G0h4mt2ZYh
— Tom Maloney (@t2gunner) June 6, 2017
OMG
Most used parenting phrase this week:
“GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!”
Apart from at dinner time. Then it’s the exact opposite.#parenting
— Jack’s Dad (@DaddingAround) June 3, 2017
Ya, you might want to follow that…
My 3-year-old just announced she was gonna be a rainbow and then disappeared with 15 bottles of nail polish.
This isn’t going to end well.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) June 6, 2017
We stayed up until 10:01pm last night
The irony of finally being old enough to do whatever you want when you’re “grown-up” is that you’re too tired to want to do any of it.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) June 6, 2017
We’re about to flamingle…
We’ve got this on flock
A “mermaid” just showed up at this kid birthday party. Things are about to be lit.
— dadpression (@Dadpression) June 4, 2017
Brittany – I promise I’ll be good
marriage is basically like loving someone to death but also wanting to punch them in the face
— sunshine babe ☀️ (@SouthrenProud) June 8, 2017
